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LPMS Early Warning Message

Posted by Skye |

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

12 Things (L)PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun.

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. Liberal People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome - normal liberal mood syndrome.

11. Plainly; Liberal Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

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